Meet The Authors
"We're The Birches"
Warning: If you’ve ever tried to find true love and ended up with true disaster, you’re going to feel extremely seen.
Before Greg and Stacie found each other, their love lives were a full-blown Netflix comedy series waiting to happen.
(Don’t worry, no subscription required — they wrote it all down for you.)
Picture this:
👉 Greg, the overachiever of romantic disasters, telling Stacie by date #3 that she was the one, and that he had been looking for her his whole life. Zero chill. Full send.
(Before anything physical happened, by the way. Yes, seriously.)
👉 Stacie, casually announcing to her family after their first date that she was going to marry Greg.
If you knew Stacie’s dating history, you’d understand this was basically divine intervention.
Three months later? Engaged.
Within a year? Married.
Plot twist? They’re still obsessed with each other.
But here’s the kicker—
Both of them were professional disaster artists in love before they met.
They had every bad date, every wrong swipe, every “what the hell was I thinking” moment in the book.
So what did they do?
They didn’t waste time talking about favorite colors or dream vacations.
They skipped the fluff and dumped the whole messy story of their past dating lives right on the table. All the dirt. All the drama. All the hilarious red flags they’d proudly waved in past relationships.
And guess what?
💡 In the middle of all the chaos, they found clarity.
💡 In the middle of the wreckage, they found real love.
Now, they’re sharing it all with you.
Their first co-authored book, “Well, That Didn’t Work: A Guide of What NOT to Do While Dating... To Find True Love,”is your backstage pass to their wild ride through dating disasters, epic mistakes, laugh-out-loud lessons, and, eventually, finally — a love story worth telling.
✔️ It’s raw.
✔️ It’s funny.
✔️ It’s the brutally honest, no-BS playbook they wish they had before the messes and mistakes.
If you’ve ever loved the wrong person, if you’ve ever sworn off dating apps only to redownload them three days later (don’t lie, we’ve all been there), or if you’re just looking for some real talk about love, connection, and finding your person — this is it.
Get ready to laugh, cringe, relate, and maybe even heal a little along the way.
💥 Order your copy today and let Greg and Stacie show you what not to do — so you can finally get it right.
The first 250 purchases of the book get a personal session call with Greg and Stacie
If you’ve ever cried alone in your car after another failed date, wondered “What’s wrong with me?”, or felt like giving up on love… this book will change your life.
Greg and Stacie Birch didn’t just survive the dating war — they took notes in the trenches. Well, That Didn’t Work is the raw, unfiltered, laugh-out-loud and tear-up-real look at what it actually takes to find your soulmate — and keep them.
